Obama is like Santa Claus


He knows when your awake, he knows when you’re asleep, he knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake. Obama is not the leader of the free world because this isn’t the free world any more. One of the freedoms Americans used to enjoy was the right to privacy, but somewhere along the way, we lost that right and now we’re a lot like East Germany. We live in an Orwellian society where Big Brother is watching everything we do. They know whether we smoke weed, whether we drink and whether our kids are wearing disposable diapers. Has your son or daughter ever visited a psych ward? They know. Has your wife cheated on you? They know. Have you visited any porn sites? They know. Do you own any sex toys? They know.

Gone are the days when you could keep this to yourself. Maybe we all need t o live more simply and make our own stuff so they won’t know what they have. Cleopatra, queen of Egypt had the first known vibrator. It was a jar full of bees. There was a lid on; I said she wanted a vibrator, I didn’t say she was kinky. A jar full of bees that might escape into your queenie is super kinky. So, she used this jar to… you know… until Marc Antony showed up. So if you want a vibrator and you don’t want Big Brother to know, maybe that’s a solution. Seriously, if we want privacy we need to return to a bargain economy, make our own liquor, grow our own weed and have sex in tents.

Obama knows what you did last summer and the summer before that. He knows whether you have gone over the speed limit. He knows your sexual preferences and your secret sexual preferences. So be careful. And stop calling this country the land of the free and the home of the brave. There is no free. There is no brave.

I am at the Brentwood Country Mart which is a shi shi place if I ever saw one. I’ve been here quite a few times. I’ve been to the Farmshop for breakfast with Doris and Rose and just thinking about it makes me want to go back. The eggs were perfect; everything was perfect. Then there is this coffee shop I’m in now called Caffe Luxe because it’s pretty nice and I’ve had coffee here with Rex. There’s also Votre Sante where I’ve had dinner with Darlene and other friends and where I am meeting Sarah tonight. I like coming here because it is like visiting another planet. People here wear fancy clothes and fancy shoes and eat fancy food. I always remember one of my students saying to me, Oh, Dr. Gale, what I would give to drink champagne out of some of those flute type glasses!

And I thought, that isn’t an unattainable dream. You go out to the store, even Target probably carries the flute type champagne glasses and then you go buy some boat champagne and you drink it. You just say, I got this. I own this, I’m all over it.

But, I am not up to shopping in the little shops here. They’re too fancy for me. But I like Diesel Books. Bookstores make me happy, we need more bookstores. They haven’t stopped us from reading yet.

Published in: on January 27, 2014 at 8:40 pm  Leave a Comment  

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